A Scottish Greeting

Short and sweet, a headbutt in the face

Chad : What happened to your face?
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does

Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.

John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.