Furry Muff

Satisfactory.

"I owe you that tenner, can I pay you five now and five tomorrow?"
"Furry Muff"

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Chooo

A North Lynn word meaning 'cor blimey, they saw you coming'

"I like your trainers, how much did you pay for them?"
"£70"
"Chooo!"

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bum chocolate

a little lump of poo

I must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate.

Or,

Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag

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rags

A woman's time of the month

The bitch was on her rags, she bleed all over my kitchen table!

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Excrement

Excellent, great, good.

"I got my oats with that Jenny last night and shot all over her face!"
"Excrement"

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Hennett

A pubic hair situated about a human body but not around the pubic area.

Errrrr, get that hennet off your face!!!

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