wok slop

another word for sperm, semen etc.

Guy: OMG! look at my room Gerry, theres wok slop all over the place, explain yourself?!!
Gerry: You know damn well what i'm like once i've got my juices flowing!

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Smegment

A segment of smeg.

Ace: Gary! We appear to have run out of cheese.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.

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