long range pimpin'

another word for people who try to get involved with members of the opposite sex by use of the internet only (see: e-game, internet game)

typically used by lames who can't talk to a female in person

Joree: So, are you gonna spit game at that girl you think looks cute?
Weak Dude: Yeah man
Joree: You gonna talk to her or what?
Weak Dude: Naw, I gotta get her screen name first
Joree: Damn, you're on that long range pimpin'

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team hella weak

used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.

R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace
J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak

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residual bullshit

the problems/issues that are left over from a terminated relationship or friendship that are left open-ended or continue to disrupt your life in some way that keeps you tied to an individual who you wish to sever ties with.

Basically, leftover drama that continues to bug you.

Brian still tries to talk to me about his residual bullshit with Helen. He needs to man up and accept the fact everything was his fault.

Finding out a friend said a bunch of stuff behind your back after you two were not cool anymore.

Dealing with the affects of decisions made by you and an ex together that mess up the rotation of your life after the relationship ended.