Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.

Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.

115👍 85👎

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

100👍 89👎