Accunt Director

When a person accidentally makes a mistake (dropping the ‘O’ in this case) and ends up telling the truth.

an Account Director is primarily responsible for the management of relationships with clients. As the senior point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Account Director also co-ordinates the resources needed to service projects, builds strategic operational plans and balances the expectations of clients with the execution of creative work.

an Accunt Director is only focused on the management of relationships which benefit themselves. By becoming the sole point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Accunt Director becomes indispensable even though they have no interaction with the people servicing projects, don’t understand strategic operational plans and have absolutely no interest in the execution of creative work.

Project: Beautiful Box
Client : Pudenda
Signed: Someone Fishy
Role: Accunt Director

loathario

an idle sloth of a man, who obsessively declines any activity as a matter of habit and is so inherently lazy that he will only ever have sex in a static, laid-back, half-asleep pose

Why did you have the affair?
My husband is such a damn loathario my knees hurt.