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Antioch, IL

Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!

Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!

Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?

by Josh1320 January 16, 2008

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Antioch Illinois

Antioch a northern town in Illinois bordering Wisconsin. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. The funnest thing to do there is well play with a yo yo. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!

Chicago Illinois citizen: Hey my brother got back from college!
Antioch Illinois citizen What? Whats college?

by Josh1320 January 25, 2008

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