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Janka

Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.

Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.

by JoshTurnerRipOff December 6, 2019

39👍 1👎


Rachel

A girl who can be a little crazy, but once you know her, she’ll be the most amazing and beautiful girl you know. She won’t judge, but she’ll tease you all the time. But that’s what Rachels are for. She always requires attention and loves Chick-fil-A so keep your gift cards ready. And most importantly, once you love one, it’s hard to stop.

Guy 1: hey have you seen Rachel? She’s so pretty.
Guy 2: you better watch yourself. She’s an amazing girl but she’s a little crazy.
Guy 1: that don’t matter to me. I’ll love her. I can’t stop loving her

by JoshTurnerRipOff December 2, 2019


July 5

The day the most adorable and just downright beautiful girl was born. She’ll give you so much love and affection that it’ll overwhelm you.

Guy 1: dang Nevaeh is so pretty. She always knows how to treat a guy.
Guy 2: yeah she was born on July 5

by JoshTurnerRipOff December 2, 2019

72👍 10👎