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when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.
i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.
36π 11π
when two men take off their pants, bend over butt to butt and knock each other's testicles back and forth straight silly style.
heath and jake performed a sweaty session of bendover bubbles in the popular award winning film "Brokeback Mountain."
8π 7π
When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.
Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.
20π 24π
when youre having sex with a girl and experience difficulties. so you pull out and allow her to blow on it and then re-insert. similar to an nes game cartridge.
my lady's lag time was taking me on a trip to soft city, so i requested a nintenblow.
36π 9π
When you take a Jagr Shot through your urethra.
Charles Barkley performed a slammin' ultimate stingray on me.
12π 1π
when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.
i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.
46π 5π
a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.
twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.
19π 10π