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when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.
i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.
a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.
twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.
when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.
When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.
another word for hot vagina squeezed secretions.
yo, looks like you got some dried up jibbee juice in your mustache.
when youre having sex with a girl and experience difficulties. so you pull out and allow her to blow on it and then re-insert. similar to an nes game cartridge.
my lady's lag time was taking me on a trip to soft city, so i requested a nintenblow.
when two men take off their pants, bend over butt to butt and knock each other's testicles back and forth straight silly style.
heath and jake performed a sweaty session of bendover bubbles in the popular award winning film "Brokeback Mountain."
When you take a Jagr Shot through your urethra.
Charles Barkley performed a slammin' ultimate stingray on me.