Congratulations, you are the most bored person to ever live
Guy 1: are you bored?
Guy 2: wsedrftgyhujikoqazxcvbnmlp
Guy 1: ill take that as a yes
Why are you searching up hat, how bored are you?
Hats are things that go on your head
Guy 1 : look at my hat!
Guy 2: I like it
Guy 1: thank you