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When you flick someones exposed asshole.
Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.
When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing
When your friend is being an asshole, so you put a small cactus under his/her bed sheet. When he/she go to bed they will lay on the cactus unknowingly and needles will get lodged in his/her back.
He was being a dick so I put some bedneedles under his covers before he went to sleep