Gelatto

A person (mulatto) who's thick.

That gelatto bootie so thicc I'm fixin to eat it out a bowl with a spoon.

FauxTUS

A television personality who accepts the role of president of the US.

Isn't FauxTUS doing a fantastic job dressing up as the leader of the free world?

Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.

Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!

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