minefulness

the quality or state of being conscious or aware of how things effect or benefit you personally.

Bob is always looking out for whatever is best for him. Yeah, his minefulness is set to eleven.

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Luncfast

A distinction from Brunch in that it skips the breakfast items and focuses only on the lunch items.

Let's get Brunch. I could really go for an omelette.
Nah, I'm in the mood for some prime rib and shimp, I'll stick with luncfast.

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Bathwomb

An extended stay in the bathroom that seems like it took 9 months, especially if it included a long shower and you emerge wet, wrinkled and looking like you need a nap.

I almost shit myself waiting for you to deliver yourself out of the bathwomb

gogo

an animated logo

"Not enough people are clicking our logo in the ad. Make it a gogo and we might get noticed."

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