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Joseph

A man forged by the hands of god himself. The rays from the sun follow him when he walks. Rain stops when he goes outside. Baby’s stop crying when they see him. Birds chirp when he wakes up. He can fix anything by looking at it. Women flock to him and men pray to be him. Teeth as white as ivory and eyes that glimmer like polished diamonds. When he orders pizza they know his voice instantly.

Pizza place: hello thank you for calling dominos...

Joseph: hi id like to ord......

Pizza place: Joseph!? Is that you !? Is it really you!? ...... your orders on its way bro!!!say no more my guy!

by Jostuff January 27, 2019

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