John Kerry

The 2004 presidential candidate who, if he had been elected, would have been:
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.

Thank the Lord that John Kerry is not the president. Otherwise, I would currently be dead, most likely after a plane with an Arab terrorist crashed into the Key Tower and the building fell on me in the streets.

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Hangover

Something that Ted Kennedy is immune to. This guy is so drunk, brewries have to work double-overtime! He has been drunk so many thousands of times he never feels hangovers anymore.
Anyways, hangovers are the physical results of drinking too much alcohol the night before. A hangover is usually a throbbing headache, that may feel like a migraine.

Some guy: Oh, my head. I hate hangovers.
His girl: Here, hon. Take a chasir caplet.

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Prick

1.) n.: A total asshole, jerk, or jackoff (or jagoff).
2.) n.: A guy's dick.
3.) v.: To poke something with a sharp or edged object.

Stop being such a prick! No wonder she don't like you!
....his favorite trick was to stand on his prick and roll around on his balls.
I pricked the balloon.

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Hank Hill

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.

Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)

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Hank Hill

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals.
His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.

Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Hank Hill is awesome!

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clock

A device that tells time; a descendant of the sundial, which was an ancient instrument that was used to tell time, employing the use of shadows and the sun. Today's clocks either come in the form of electronic, digital clocks with alarms; wall clocks powered by batteries that use the classic "hand" design; and watches of many designs and face colors, or has a chain connected to it and a click-closing lid, known as a pocketwatch. These watches are useful when you have to meet someone somewhere at a specific time.

1.) The clock on the wall says its 12:45.

2.) Are you kidding me? this watch is a classic! It's a Romex; they don't make Romex's anymore.

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Rice

The last name of the lovely, first black woman Secretary of State. Condoleeza Rice can be referred to also as the "Third most powerful person in the US Government", as she is just under President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.

I love to eat rice. I also love the gorgeous woman Condoleeza Rice.

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