A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.
Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox
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alludes to one who takes undue risk, wagering on the outcomes of inconsequential events and activities either for money or out of compulsion
Sylvester bet me that the next automobile to pass on Route 66 would be a turquoise Chevy Colorado. He is a riverboat gambler.
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When a couple decide to take their relationship further, with both parties shitting in a bathtub, and then one partner receives anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. Like riding a boat.
Hey Babe, wanna take a trip on the Egyptian Riverboat?
When a person goes in for a Cleveland Steamer and hits your belly instead... And goes on to churn the result like a Riverboat
Big gay Dennis went in for a tiajuana backpack, but lost his footing and ended up with a jelly belly which he turned into a Memphis Riverboat
Much like the motorboat, except you take a runny shit on the woman's chest first. You then proceed to motorboat her, and every few seconds you lift your head up and yell "Mark Twain!"
Shari wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer, but I gave her an extra treat when when I gave her a Mississippi Riverboat instead!
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When you are fucking a girl doggie style and you put your thumb in her ass to steer the direction of the motion
She was pulling away so i had to mississippi riverboat her ass back on track
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a reverse pounding of a white person via multiple black people
my hot white supermodel wife really loves taking a ride on the Alabama riverboat