plusiness

An activity or event that combines business and pleasure. Dangerous at office gatherings.

1.

Bruce: I hear you got a meeting with Miss Smith from marketing tonight. Is it business or pleasure?

Blue: Plusiness, mate. *winks*

2.

Jack: Whoah, is that the porn star from 'Thirsty Bitches'?

Jake: Yeah, dude. We got down to some serious plusiness.

Jack: Get in there.

3.

Jane was fired for engaging in plusiness with the boss.

curry

Attractive females from south Asia, e.g. India or Bangladesh. The word, when used, objectifies said females.

Sinorice: Whooah, check out Amrita over there.

Randy: That is some damn fine curry.

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croque-madame

An attractive French female. So named for the ham, cheese and egg sandwich with which she shares her nation of origin.

Jim: Damn, look at that fine piece of French chick go.

Jam: That's a good croque-madame, that is.

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poundcake

Sexualised imagery, or interpretation, of overweight females. Like cheesecake or beefcake, only fat.

Bruce: My GOD, that's Big Bertha from down the street. A shame, she used to be so hot.

Blue: She's still a slammin' piece of poundcake.

Bruce: ...

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face respect

A punch in the head.

Bob: Chad had a hell of a black eye this morning. What happened to him?

Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.

Bob: Ouch.

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.