lay the dick

(1) Verb - To completely and utterly win, dominate, and/or succeed in any facet of life; a phrase to describe winning against an opponent in any form of competition, activity, or encounter in a manner that leaves your opponent embarrassed, ashamed, humiliated, wholly defeated, and nothing but a shell of what they once were.

(2) Noun - Phrase used to express admiration or congratulation towards another who has just succeeded in dominating his or her opponent/adversary in some form of competition, activity, or encounter.

(1) Jay: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

John: I laid the dick on that league and finished with a 10-3 regular season record before getting assfucked by James the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs.

(2) Jesse: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

James: I kept 5 rbs on my bench all season and managed to lock in an 8th seed playoff spot with my 6-7 record, but I scuttlefucked the number 1 seed in the first round thanks to Gurley having a career week.

Jesse: Lay the dick, bro. Lay that dick on the table and let that #1 seed know what you went in dry with.

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