When youâre eating your girls ass and she farts in your mouth causing it to echo throughout the room making you feel like Rahzel in his prime.
My girl pulled a Bengali beatbox on me last night. Did you know if you hold your lips just right it sounds like a honey badger in heat?
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When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.