jay jay burger

A saucy burger from Elio’s chippy defined by a burger bun, donner meat, garlic and chilli sauce. Served in a nice white poly box. Preferably consumed on premises whilst listening to lady gaga. Floor dancing is optional.

Assistant in Elio’s chippy: Hi what will it be tonight?
Customer: I’ll have the jay jay burger please!
Assistant: You hear that? Jay jay burgers in da houuuuuse