Trampion

A person whom is such a colossal whore, their tramp stamp grows with their promiscuity until it wraps around the abdomen and becomes a full championship belt.

I ran into Stephanie at the lodge. She showed the guys why she's the tri-county heavyweight trampion.

Cirque du Bidet

The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.

All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.