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Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.
I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!
A person whom is such a colossal whore, their tramp stamp grows with their promiscuity until it wraps around the abdomen and becomes a full championship belt.
I ran into Stephanie at the lodge. She showed the guys why she's the tri-county heavyweight trampion.
The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.
All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.
When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com