Pigeon

An annoying bird that shits everywhere every time on everyone.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.

Shit he just shit on my shoulder !

Oh no a pigeon, run!

Pigeons am i right?