platypus

VERB- very similiar to "sac tap" or "cup check" in males. One woman taps the other on her frontal private area with the back of her hand while yelling "platypus". Not to be confused with "cupping", which is with the palmer surface of the hand.

I gave your mom a platypus when she walked by me last night.

1👍 14👎

floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

Troutsnout

A man who has a mustache for the sole purpose of going down on a woman, not washing his face, and smelling her on the mustache all day.

Most state patrol men have a troutsnout.