Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

Brown Stampin'

Sitting on your lover's bed having pillow talk naked and your booty hole stamp the sheet leaving a chocolate star known as Brown stampin'....or it's an old skool pimp!

This b**** was Brown stampin' my sheets....