platonic predator

someone (usually a male) who spends time with an unsuspecting platonic friend in hopes of one day eventually getting laid by the unsuspecting friend.

Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.

Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.

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