Ellacott

Having the tendency to deny when he is obviously on the chirpse woman. Also given to avid football supporters of useless football teams such as St Albans City Football club.

That guy in the stands cheering by himself? He's a real Ellacott.

or

Person 1: Oi Jacob you are obviously flirting Amy?
Person 2: No am not!
Person 1: What an Ellacott

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Bread

Bread often useful for breaking tension amongst strangers. Discovered by Professor Mark Newman of yeast and wheat ltd.

(group of people sat in a room, two minute deeply icy silence)
Person 1: Who likes bread?
(Conversation soon starts over bread topics)

I like bread!

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