Hagdouchefah

An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.

Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.

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Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

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