School

A school is a random place where they keep children for six hours and hypnotise them into thinking it is a really safe place

Child "Mummy it's time for school"
Mum"You still haven't told me what you have been learning at school for the past 7 years"

Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.

Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"