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When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.
Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout
Used to collect sperm that is exerted out of the urethra, so it doesn’t fall on the floor
Mom where did you put my drip pan? I need to jerk off
When you lick your chicken on your plate and it tastes good
I did some Chicken Licken at dinner
When you eat so many muffins you want to die.
My brother recently died due to muffin madness
When you like a girl yet she has feelings for another man, and you wil just love in his shadow
I am getting shadowed. I think I might just quit
When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation
When a person grows hair all over their body, including entire face, making them look like a billy goat.
Jimmy is really been looking like a billy goat latley