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Used to collect sperm that is exerted out of the urethra, so it doesnât fall on the floor
Mom where did you put my drip pan? I need to jerk off
A phrase used by a turned on women, often during sex
Sip me like sprite brad!
When thereâs to many bagels to sell so theyâre given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever
Farmer: I wouldnât go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom
When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
The worst airline in the world, they lose your luggage, spit on your shoe and jam the drink service right up your ass. The best part is you have to pay for that with there âlow bare fareâ
I had to fly spirit airlines, it was so bad!
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When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! Itâs an ejaculation desperation
When a person grows hair all over their body, including entire face, making them look like a billy goat.
Jimmy is really been looking like a billy goat latley
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