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When two males pull out there penisâ and hit one another.
We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!
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When a vibrator explodes inside a womanâs vagina
Mom: Honey, what was that noise?!
Daughter: Oh, nothing, just some Not So Good Vibrations
When you and your mate decide to have a party in just your underwear
My wife and I had a panty party last night, very exciting
The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex
Oh Johnny donât pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!
Bad condoms; condoms that do not work and allow sperm to enter the vagina
Thoes rubbish rubbers didnât work. We still need up having her
The unknown person that gave birth to our savor, Oobi
When you eat so many muffins you want to die.
My brother recently died due to muffin madness