A simple equation to say when your referring to anal sex
Hey honey want to solve the equation of Eggplant+Peach?
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A person who fucks without a condom and doesnât get an std
I am a Fucker Lucker because I donât get stds when I fuck without a condom
When potato products like French fries and mashed potatoes taste exceptionally well.
Thoes French fries are Spudtastic!
When a girl decides to me very dramatic with her orgasm climaxâs.
She was being very climatic in bed last night
When two males pull out there penisâ and hit one another.
We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!
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When a vibrator explodes inside a womanâs vagina
Mom: Honey, what was that noise?!
Daughter: Oh, nothing, just some Not So Good Vibrations
When you and your mate decide to have a party in just your underwear
My wife and I had a panty party last night, very exciting