Pagan

Put basically, any religion with more than one god, otherwise known as polytheism. Usually nature based, but not necessarily in a hippy "flower power" way. The term Pagan is usually applied to the old European pre-Christian religions of the Greeks/Romans, the Germanic tribes (such as the Vikings, Saxons and Danes etc) and the Celtic tribes. Wicca is a more modern blend of Paganism, that includes elements of all the above religions. Pagans can be found in all walks of life, from the Hippies through to Neo-Nazi groups and all in between. This goes to show that there are many forms and beliefs within Paganism.
Anton LaVey's form of Satanism includes many elements of paganism, almost an anti-Wicca.
Alot of Pagans attempt to hide their religion from their peers as pagans have been persecuted since the early days of Christianity, and as such some tend to have anti-Christian views.
That said, if they are known pagans, most pagans will quite gladly give time to help out people starting out on the pagan path and will talk to non-pagans about their views and beliefs.

Christmas and other Christian holidays are Pagan rip-offs

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Thunder Bird

A lady who has eaten too many twinkies.

That thunder bird has to weigh 400 lbs.

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Leykis 101

A radio program in which the man of truth, Tom Leykis, informs us of the ways of the world.

I listen to Leykis 101

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pipes

A vehicle's exhaust system, primarily V8 powered.

Dem pipes sound as good az hay-ell, shit be rattlin' yo head!

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bicycle

Another word for "slut", meaning everyone had ridden her.

"I want to get laid, who's easy?" "Talk to Jill, she's the office bicyle".

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beoyatch

North Dakota slang for beatch

That courtney love is one crazy beoyatch.

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I was all

Expression commonly used in place of "...and I said", when re-enacting a past conversation in a current one. Usually followed with the response to said conversational dialogue in the form of "and (s)he was all".

"Well, I was all, omigawd, he is SO buff!" Candi explained to her friend, Maria. "And she was all, 'you're totally right about that. fa shizzle.'"

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