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Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.
Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.
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An occurrence in which there is a tremendous breakout in mungings in a city or metropolis. Causes of mungidemics can range from a fad in which it is cool to mung, a food recommendation made by a well-known chef such as Martha Stewart, or simply a large influx of communism. Effects of mungidemics are empty cemeteries, and empty morgues. Fewer funerals (as bodies are just munged instead of buried then dug up), and in some instances empty nursing homes. Overall there is a massive downturn in the population of people over the age of 60.
"Anaheim used to be such a nice place, until they had that mungidemic and they started munging their elderly to save money on funeral costs."
It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.
Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.