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helicopter

occurs when you take a big dump. the turd is so long that the counter clockwise motion of the draining water makes the turd spin like a helicopter blade. usually results in leaving horizontal streaks in the bowl.

whoosh!!! check out that helicopter!!!must be doing at least 60 rpm.

by Juan Epstein June 5, 2006

16πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


horse cack

another name for baloney.

check out Dale, he is eatign a horse cack sandwich. he must be out of money.

by Juan Epstein June 5, 2006


e-bubble

another name for flatulance.

3 year old girl: Daddy, i made an e-bubble.
daddy: go stand by your mom.

by Juan Epstein April 22, 2007


straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

by Juan Epstein June 8, 2006

32πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


hashslinger

a person who calls themsef a chef but is actually a fry cook at a cheap diner.

Emeril isn't a chef. He is a hashslinger at Denny's.

by Juan Epstein May 25, 2006

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


kong dip

when a person who chews tobacco puts a dip in that is so large it looks like Forrest Gump's shrimp partner.

check out that redneck. he's got a kong dip.

by Juan Epstein May 22, 2006

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


full crackatoa

Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.

I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)

by Juan Epstein May 15, 2006