emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.

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While in engaged in the act of fellatio, the male will, prior to coitus, yell "Let's kick it up another notch." When the female looks up in a confused manner, the male will then ejaculate onto her face and scream,"BAM!"

Man talking to co-worker...
Yeah, so last night, me and my lady working going at it, and I did it. I did the "Emeril." Long story short... the only thing I am going to "Emeril" from now on is my dog.

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emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

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descriptive of the act of having doggy styled sex, spitting on the females backside and claiming you've ejaculated, and when she turns around to ejaculated in her face saying "BAM!"

He emerilled taking her completely by surprise, and not only by surprise, but totally, unarmed.

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1.) Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef. Known best for his show "Emeril Live." Also known for a failed sitcom. He actually does cook food.

Emeril: "Pork Fat Rules!"
Emeril: "Bam!"
Emeril: "Where's my damn paycheck!?"

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To throw sand-like substances into the opponents face during a fight while yelling BAM!, either causing them to go blind, sneeze, or any other bad effect, depending on what you throw at them.

That one guy turned the whole fight around by Emeriling his opponent.

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The act of saying garlic, salt, or essence (alone or in combination) and causing everyone around you to riot.

Police blame emeriling for the smashed windows and looted stores downtown yesterday.

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