Beijing Babymaker

The Beijing Babymaker is the ancient and closely guarded secret behind the exploding Chinese population.

It entails ejaculating into a water pistol (or other suitable delivery device) over the period of several months, then hosting an orgy in which you impregnate at least ten women with the gun.

Did you hear about Chau's party last night? I heard he whipped out the Beijing Babymaker.

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