bashtard

a noise made by a tramp as he/she drunkenly attempts to convey their feelings into words while pissing themselves and falling into a brickwall.

Bill and Tom are walking along when a Tramp steps out from a street corner and does a Bashtard.

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bomb

a mechanism which usually contains explosives and will explode when the detonator is set off. The detonator can be set off by various methods including.

1.pressure (when the bomb hits the ground).
2. Timer (When the clock reaches zero an electrical impulse sets off the bomb.
3. Radio. (when the right signal is received by the bomb it does the same as the timer.

The bomb was first invented by the British who used it in WW1 dropping small bombs by hand over enemy trenches.

The bomb was invented with the best intentions of killing and maiming people by tearing them apart with great force however due to the advances of Science we now can put in different wonderfull things like Anthrax, cyanide and Plutonium.

With these little helpers we now have the ability to deliver the most deadly chemical on earth which only takes 1 millionth of a gram to kill you all over world.

The current holders of this weapon have hundreds of kg of it

China, USA, Russia and Great Britain currently have the ability to wipe out the worlds population with a mear 60g of the stuff.

plane flys over Hiroshima and drops a bomb

Hiroshima dissapears in a fluffy mushroom cloud and remains uninhabitable for many years.

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Dom

A complete and utter spacka, tard, fuck up, shit brick, arse faced cunt, geek, rave, social reject, fat ass, boob faced idiot

A person has just tripped on some very obvious wires and sent a cup full of water over a computer. The owner of the computer replys for fucks sake your such a fucking Dom

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