Jukie

An all round amazing person/genius.

They are phenomenal in bed. They will cuddle and talk to you after and give you 37% of your cab fare home.

They can solve any problem in 16 words and are on a big business watch list because they invented the everlasting lightbulb.
If you ever find a wild Jukie you should cherish and nurture them because your life will never be any better than when they are by your side.

'Man, I wish we had a Jukie here'
'Yeah, a real Jukie could solve all our problems AND give us great head!'