curl one up

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion

I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.

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Thorntons chocolate nob

Came to being as a concept and a word the first time my friend sat on a toilet at Reading music festival, a few years ago, and the human waste was piled up so high that his purple headed warrior got a poo-dunking.

HA HA HA HA HA Chris has got a Thorntons Chocolate Nob!

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bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

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welsh cake

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.

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off your face

Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.

e.g being drunk, stoned, high on something...

I can't remember getting home last night - I must have been completely off my face again!

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Nerps

Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.

She had chewy nerps.

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