Bounce the brownies

1) to need to take a dump, but have no place to go.

2) to take a dump right then right there

3) to take a dump in a spot not suited for dump taking

For 1- Man, during that parent teacher conference i had to bounce the brownies!

For 2- Hold up, i gotta bounce a brownie

For 3- I had no where to take a dump, so i had to bounce the brownies in that cornfield!

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Purdnet

Purd- to pee and poop at the same time.

Purdnet- A net or woven sac usually worn by paraplegics or retards. Sometimes its worn by people who pee or poop their pants. Its embarassing, so its best when you find out to tell everyone!

John Boy- Dude! That girl smells horrible!

Carl Rossenstine- Didn't you here! She wears a purdnet!

John Boy- Well that explains the smell!

Carl Rossenstine- Yeah, i walked in and thought someone was eating tuna!