Juggalo

What is a Juggalo? This is a toughy for most, but it's more like a way of life. Juggalos don't give a damn what you have to say about them, they couldn't care less. True Juggalos are down with the clown "'til they're dead in the ground" and won't stop the Juggalo way of life. Juggalos love other Juggalos like family, no matter what. Did I also mention they don't give a fuck? Juggalos should not be stereotyped, they can be rich, poor, fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, happy, sad, whatever. Juggalos will look out for any other Juggalo, usually by any means necessary. Juggalos are different from your everyday people, but lots of Juggalos are alike, which is why they get along so well. Juggalos are not racists or bigots, they don't discriminate in any way. A Juggalo is often confused as just an ICP fan, it's MUCH more than that, like I said, it's a god damn family.

Other names for Juggalos: Ninjas, Ninjettes, Wicked Clowns, Clowns, Juggalotus, 'los or 'lettes (as in Juggalos or Juggalettes), Homies.

Couple of Juggalo sayings: Neden (vagina), Nugget (a human head), MCL (Much Clown Love), Cotton Candy (vagina), Popsicles (penis).

Juggalo #1: Whattup Ninja?

Juggalo #2: Whoop whoop! Whattup 'lo?!

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Icey Mike

There's a few different "Icey Mikes", but one I've heard is where you take a shit, freeze it, and then when it's frozen a girl has sex with the frozen turd, just like a dildo.

That girl gave herself an Icey Mike, I'm never touching her again!

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