Lauren

Lauren is a wild child. She always likes to hoe it down (hoedown throwdown of course). She's adventurous, but has a mature soul, making her the perfect fit for working in palliative care. She is always very polite to her teachers in order to get what she wants. She is best at playing a pedophile in drama productions.

"Sandy!", screamed Lauren.

4👍 5👎

Cassandra

Cassandra is SO silly! She laughs at just about anything, especially dark humor. You can be yourself around her; she'll appreciate you no matter how weird you are! She definitely won't mind if you blast some good ol' country music. Overall, she is so sweet, thoughtful and fun to be around. She is also very energetic, and is certainly a high-achiever.
P.S. She has an obsession with beluga whales and questionable food combinations.

"No one asked," said Cassandra.

10👍 1👎

Math

Math is despised by countless people around the world. No one knows the origins of math, but we believe that it was gifted to us by the devil. Side effects of math include frustration, pure rage, the flipping of desks, excessive crying, and complaints leading to the downfall of the careers of multiple math teachers. Nobody wins when it comes to math, not even that kid in your math problem who buys 85 more apples than his mom.

"There's nothing in this world that I hate more than you and math," said the student to the math teacher.

1👍 1👎

Hannah Montana

Cassandra's alter ego.

"I'm just a small town girl," said Hannah Montana.

Jennifer

Jennifer is not who you think she is. She is actually a wild one! She's not afraid of handing in assignments 4 months late or constantly questioning her science teacher to prove that she can teach the course better. She is very reasonable, logical, and won't take any b.s. She's very intelligent, but not when it comes to the environment. You'll always catch her with a plastic Naya bottle!

"This doesn't make any sense", said Jennifer.

3👍 6👎

Elena

Elena isn't your average girl. Instead of taking long walks on the beach, she prefers participating in 50 km runs. One of her best qualities is that she isn't afraid to speak her mind. She's very friendly and social, so get ready for an interrogation. If you hear loud outbursts in any sort of public place, don't be surprised, its probably Elena.
P.S. She loves mac 'n' cheese but likes Justin even more. #tea

"Are you a retard?" said Elena.

4👍 3👎

Sandy

Quite an ugly child. Likes to suck dick. Likes having an extensive vocabulary. Has robot like emotions. Enjoys country music, kool-aid and CUM!!!!

Sandy drinks 4 kool-aids after sucking Dick!