When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.
I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.
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A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.
Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.
When you finger paint with your poop.
Bob was so messed up on bath salts he tried finger poonting van Goghs starry night on his bathroom wall.
Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.
Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down
Adjective: To describe something almost godly
Expletive: used when doing something with almost god like greatness.
"did you see what kyle did in the skate park last sunday? that was totally yogweh!"
(while on a halo killing streak) "YOGWEH!!!!!!"
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Robotic banana of awesomeness.
This torque wrench has nothing on my 26 speed Bananatron.
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a model of cybernetic fruit, or cyberfruit, now rendered obsolete by bananatron.
the robonana still has practical value due to its finer tetryon harmonic stabalizers over the bananatron.