lilypood

When you take a crap and what you ate was so greasy it makes a thin layer of feces and grease over the water.

After Chipotle, 3 arby-q with extra horsey sauce and 7-11 nachos Peter left a massive lilypood in Geneveve's en-suite bathroom.

Gart

When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.

Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.

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