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Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.
Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down
When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.
Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.
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