Anna

The devil. She will try to kill most people that she sees. Run from her if she gets within 500 feet of u. She impregnates everyone she meets and then takes the baby and sells the body for parts. If you want, you can help me assassinate her. Just call 555-592-2250.

Person 1: Oh no look it’s anna!!!
Person 2: run for your life!!! I’ll stall her. Tell my family I love them.
Person 1: Nooooo!!! I can’t leave you!!!
Anna: hello! Do not run. I only want to impregnate you.
Person 1: *running away* aaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Person 2: nooooo!!! Please don’t hurt me!!! I’m too young to get impregnated!!!

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Bob

Someone named Bob, short for Robert. People named Bob are usually about 5'9", which is also the average height for human men.

"Hey, Robert! What's up?"

"Don't call me that. Call me Bob now. It's my nickname."

"That doesn't make any sense. Those two names don't sound anything alike."

"Fuck you, Steven. No one likes you."