Butterfly Boy

The guy you meet online dating who after only one date sends way too many amorous text messages and emails with animated butterfly emoticons. If allowed to continue, he will most definitely become a bonafide stalker.

Guy: Hey, how was your date last night?

Girl: OMG! He turned out to be a total butterfly boy! He texted me that he had "butterflies in his stomach" and then sent me an email with animated butterfly emoticons! Now he wants to take me to the butterfly exhibit at the Museum of Science! Help! Make it stop!

Guy: You tell him to take his arsenal of butterfly emoticons and shove them right up his a$$!!!

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