Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot