James

James is a sweet, intelligent, relatively short blond guy with kind eyes and unreasonably huge dick, he's probably the best you can do. Thinks he's at best a four, and tries to hide it by growing some facial hair which is unnecessary as he actually passes for a seven in certain lighting. Has a tall hot mate who steals all the hot chicks, but that doesn't bother James. Those chicks arent even his type, too basic. He prefers exotic girls. Loving and generous, James is willing to work hard to buy you nice things. Moreover, the sex is really good. Still lives with his parents. Plays some sort of music instrument, probably drums. If he's in a band he's usually the innocent one. Tells chicks he's in a band but still doesn't get laid. But once he does, the chick won't want to let him go. Everyone needs a funny, beautiful loving James in their life.

—sweetie are you still with that Dave guy? He's such a mong, why can't you go for someone like James? Trust me, I know the type, the James..He would treat you right for sure!
—i know daddy, I really like James but he's seeing that hot russian chick from next door. I guess I'll just settle for Dave until I find my James

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