Amber turd

An 'Amber Turd' is when you take a big ol' douche on your partner's side of the bed and leave it for them (or the cleaner) to discover

I hate my boyfriend so much I'm going to leave him an Amber Turd

I just got into bed and discovered a massive Amber Turd curled out on my pillow. Bitch be crazy.

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