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Iggy the Moocher is the sickest c**t to ever walk the planet. Riverview men believe in the divinity and humanity of Iggy, meaning he is both a demigod and fully human. The fact that he is human means that all Riverview are capable of following and being Iggy. Every year Iggy is chosen by God himself. His job is to lead the warcries against the disgusting boys in pink. Iggy must also be a respectable Riverview man in the eyes of loweee and kam and Iggy must attend church every Sunday.
Riverview student 1: Who do you think is going to be Iggy the Moocher this year?
Riverview student 2: Idk God will choose.
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Just like normal school, full of annoying pricks, except there are no girls which means you will lack the ability to socialise with the opposite sex and will remain a virgin and single until you go to uni/college.
Public school kid 1: Look at that private school kid who goes to an All boys school, he is such a virgin
Public school kid 2: LOL. He has probably never talked to a girl in his life besides his mother. I have had 10 girlfriends in the last 6 years and lost my virginity in year 7 when I was 12
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Sober shaming is making someone feel uncomfortable for not drinking. When we sober shame, we make others feel like their decision not to drink is wrong, boring, or even offensive
Drunk girl : Do you drink?
Sober dude: No
Drunk girl : Your so boring!!!
Sober dude: Stop sober shaming!!!
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Ukrainian soldier : Say Slava Ukraine
Russian POW: No
Ukraineian soldeir: Say it or I will shoot you
Russian POW: Slava Ukriani! Slava Ukraini!
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down the beach = lets go to the beach
Origin = The Shire (Sutherland shire, Sydney, Australia)
Shire boy 1 text: Lets go down the beach
Shire boy 2 text: Okay I will meet you there in 20 minutes. I am catching the train from Sutherland
When you are so high on fentanyl that your body become numb and you fall asleep standing up whilst bending over
Citizen 1: Look at that junkie performing the Fentanyl Flop
Citizen 2: Let's go and wake him up
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